5 Reasons Why Women Hate Nike Jordans

We had to do it, so get ready.  Today we’re discussing one of our most, well, controversial topics.  Believe us, we’ve got good reasons why these are sneakers that no man should own.  Here are 5 Reasons Why Women Hate Jordans.

  1. They make your legs and feet look really stubby – No matter what type of pants you wear with them, they’re just not flattering.

  2. They make men look immature – The sportiness of these sneakers makes most men look like little boys, a phase you should have grown out of.

  3. They show a lack of financial responsibility – Jordans are expensive and it leads to women wondering how much a man spent on them.  We’re also probably wondering what other, more responsible places he probably should have spent that money on.

  4. It’s hard to take you seriously – Similar to point #2, it’s hard to take a man seriously when they’re wearing Jordans. They’re just not something stylish men should wear.

  5. Jordan fans are very passionate/obnoxious – We get it, you love Jordans, and most fans won’t shut up about them. But the truth is, we honestly don’t care.

All this being said…HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! Don’t worry, we actually don’t hate Jordans that much, just make sure you wear them with the right casual items and be aware of point #1 if you’re on the shorter/broader side.

5 Men’s Shoe Styles Women Hate

It’s a fact that one of the first things a woman notices about you is your shoes.  So obviously it’s important to make sure your shoe game is on point. We always talk about how important it is to regularly clear out old and out of style items, and shoes are no different.  Shoes are a key part of your overall look, and a few wrong choices or out of date items can easily ruin an otherwise great look. 

Here are Ashley’s picks for 5 Men’s Shoe Styles That Women Hate!

5 Shoe Styles Women Hate

  1. Square toed dress shoes
    Out of date and out of style, get rid of them right now. Get yourself a proper pair of dress shoes instead.

4. White loafers or loafers with contrasting stitching
Your loafers should always have same-color stitching and white loafers are another out of date style nobody should wear. Try our Loafer Guide for better options.

3. Chunky basketball/gym sneakers
The gym or basketball court is fine but outside of that, these shouldn’t be worn with casual clothing. White sneakers or dress sneakers are a much better look.

2. Rubber flip flops
Unless you’re at the beach or pool these aren’t a good look.

1.Slides
Keep them to the bathroom or inside the house, nobody should see these!