5 Reasons Why Women Hate Nike Jordans

We had to do it, so get ready.  Today we’re discussing one of our most, well, controversial topics.  Believe us, we’ve got good reasons why these are sneakers that no man should own.  Here are 5 Reasons Why Women Hate Jordans.

  1. They make your legs and feet look really stubby – No matter what type of pants you wear with them, they’re just not flattering.

  2. They make men look immature – The sportiness of these sneakers makes most men look like little boys, a phase you should have grown out of.

  3. They show a lack of financial responsibility – Jordans are expensive and it leads to women wondering how much a man spent on them.  We’re also probably wondering what other, more responsible places he probably should have spent that money on.

  4. It’s hard to take you seriously – Similar to point #2, it’s hard to take a man seriously when they’re wearing Jordans. They’re just not something stylish men should wear.

  5. Jordan fans are very passionate/obnoxious – We get it, you love Jordans, and most fans won’t shut up about them. But the truth is, we honestly don’t care.

All this being said…HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! Don’t worry, we actually don’t hate Jordans that much, just make sure you wear them with the right casual items and be aware of point #1 if you’re on the shorter/broader side.